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grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

abbie-panda:

onecaneverhaveenoughsocks:

WHO IS JOE MOSES IN STAR TREK I NEED TO KNOW

He’s an ‘additional voice’ so goodness only knows

i know omg i saw his name and I was going crazy trying to remember haha

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

Headcanon accepted

carstairsangel:

  • When not all the books in the series are the same height.
  • When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
  • When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
  • When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
  • Basically just books.
  • God damn them.

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

waitingforaconsultingdetective:

thewholockgames:

feeding-the-swans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.

Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can

My parents used to refer to me as the ‘little dalek’ as a child because I was terribly pissy and would go around in a walker-esque thing rolling over people’s feet

waitingforaconsultingdetective:

thewholockgames:

feeding-the-swans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.

Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can

My parents used to refer to me as the ‘little dalek’ as a child because I was terribly pissy and would go around in a walker-esque thing rolling over people’s feet

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rachelautomne:

rachelautomne:

onecaneverhaveenoughsocks:

rachelautomne:

onecaneverhaveenoughsocks:

rachelautomne:

I looked it up and I think eurovision is some kind of singing contest????

it’s a *song contest*, but everyone just votes for their neighbouring countries
EVEN THOUGH…

THAT SOUNDS SO COOL THOUGH??? REALLY UK REALLY

Thank you omg we weren’t great but we didn’t deserve last place like i think Bonnie Tyler was drunk tbh

WHO IS JOE MOSES IN STAR TREK I NEED TO KNOW